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These are the Gunny's duty experts who appear regularly or not so regularly on the Gunny Bob Show. They are all proven experts in their respective fields of endeavor.

Resident Psychologist (Shrink): Dr. Charles G. Allen, Ph.D. Also known as Doctor Evil in certain circles, the good doctor is a former Marine sergeant and Vietnam veteran, which basically qualifies him to do anything to anyone, anywhere. He'll get inside your brain-housing group and move stuff around.

Resident Attorney: H. Michael Steinberg: Every time Bob gets arrested, he calls H. Michael Steinberg first. This guy could get Satan off the hook and makes Johnnie Cochran look like a rank amateur.

Resident Martial Artist, Knife Designer and Intelligence Analyst: Michael Janich. Michael is an accomplished martial artist (multi-art) who also teaches knife fighting. He even designs world-class knives, with his latest being Spyderco's Yojimbo. Michael spent years as an intelligence analyst and linquist in the US Army and Defense Intelligence Agency.

Resident Cuisine and Wine Expert:Joseph Madril. Joe is the proprietor at Cool River Cafe, where the Gunny hangs out. The Gunny only hangs out at very "cool" places, of course.

Resident Screwball and Comic: Michael Floorwax. Co-host of the Lewis & Floorwax Show on KRFX in Denver, "Wax" hunts and fishes with Bob around the globe. Wax is also the lead singer and co-founder of the popular Denver band known as Lewis & Floorwax and the Groovehawgs.